sábado, 11 de agosto de 2018

Mais uma baciada de citações


Mais uma baciada de citações, quentinhas, diretas do forno:

21 Churchill, Wiston (British Conservative Prime Minister, on being presented with his portrait painted by Graham Sutherland:
I look as if I was having a difficult stool.

22 Clemenceau, Georges (French politician):
America is the only country in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without te usual interval of civilization.

23. Coren, Alan (British writer):
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

24 Coward, Noël (British entertainer and writer, in a letter to T. E. Lawrence):
Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)

25 Darrow, Clarence (US lawyer):
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of peasure.

26. Davis, Sammy, Jnr (US entertainer):
I’m a coloured, one-eyed Jew – do I need anything else?

27. Douglas, Kirk (US film actor):
My kids never had the advatage I had: I was born poor.

28 Durant, Will (US teacher, philosopher and historian):
There is nothing in Socialism that a little age or a little money will not cure.

29. Ewer, W. N. (British journalist):
How odd
Of God
To choose
The Jews.

30 Fields, W. C. (US comedian, when asked why he did not drink water):
Fish fuck in it.


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